I like how if you're unfamiliar with Intel's current processor lineup (and haven't been familiar with it for a few years), talking about low-end laptops becomes very...interesting, shall we say?
"I mean, even an older Core i3 has gotta be better than the fucking Pentium mom's laptop has in it."
Like, if you're familiar with current Intel processors, that makes sense, but if you don't know about the modern pentiums, it just kinda seems inane.
It has come to my attention, courtesy of a sticker from a 2009-era computer I put on my 3DS, that Intel has been using the pentium branding for low end CPUs for a while. So, you'd have to have been unfamiliar with low-end Intel CPUs for quite a while. Still, could you imagine if you were?