So, 5400 RPM drive is out. I'm just gonna wipe my SSD and put it on there because, in my own words, if I don't like it, "Arch isn't *that* hard to install."
And, to clarify, Arch isn't a trivial install. If you can't do it, there's nothing wrong with that. Just because I helped a friend who was uncomfortable with the command line get a working Arch system doesn't mean everyone can just install it. I've done this many times. I'm used to it by now. So when I say "it's not that hard to install," I mean that it's not that hard *for me*.
(I can't believe I honestly uttered the words "Well, Arch isn't that hard to install.")