Damn, what a shame. My metamask wallet has been suspended. Whatever will I do /s
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I'll be honest. Maybe I opened a metamask account 5 years ago or something. I dunno. But this is a phishing email. Spoofed sender and everything. Even if it wasn't, though...
Whatever will I do? How will I live without this thing I didn't even realize I had? This thing for a technology I've repeatedly dunked on for being shit. Whatever will I do? Oh noooooooooo 
Okay, well, some cursory research shows I couldn't have, quote, "opened an account". That's not how it works. So, yeah.
Oh nooooooooooo /s