Oh, this poor patient. So, I'm chilling in the lobby, eating lunch, as I do, and she's being taken to ultrasound. But the transporter stops and asks me where ultrasound is. It's somewhere in radiology, but fuck if I know where. The only time I spend there is coming in and out of work. (Cutting through there is the quickest way from parking to the lab.)

I hope he finds it quick, because otherwise she's going on an adventure.