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I swear, this doctor is trying to piss me off. "Timed" does not mean "this general time of day"! "Timed" means "this needs to be done every x hours" or "it must be done at a very specific time or the results will be inaccurate." Stop marking your fucking morning draws as timed! We will get to them before 0600, I promise! You're only making unnecessary work for the times/STATs person!

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A vanc peak is timed because it needs to be drawn 1 hours after the infusion finished. (Otherwise, it wouldn't be the peak level, now would it?)

A PTT is timed because it needs to be done every 3 hours or something like that.

A cortisol is timed because levels fluctuate during the day. An 0800 cortisol will necessarily be different than a 1500 cortisol.

Your morning CBC and BMP is not timed. It can wait until we get to that side of the hospital.

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And that's not to say those can't be timed! You may want a CBC a certain amount of time after a blood transfusion to see what their H&H and RBC are. I'm sure there are reasons a BMP may be timed. But these are explicitly being put in as "morning draw". These are routines that the doctor is incorrectly marking timed. Stop it. Get some help.

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