Reasons to learn programming:

• Misery loves company (Join us! It's totally a fun hobby~!)
• Fun new ways to nerd snipe yourself! ("Hey, I bet I could write a program to do that!")
• You might actually find a use for it (maybe, possibly, once in a blue moon, rarely)

This post brought to you by me spending the last few hours writing a program to turn GPS coordinates into a Maidenhead locator (and vice versa!)