guys I need some help... can you get me a land rover, four semi-automatic weapons plus ammunition, two charges of plastic explosive, a grappling hook and a strong rope? it's just for a couple of hours really please don't ask any questions

@anarchiv i might be able to manage most of this but i don't do cars sorry

@autistikai I know the car is kind of a moral grey area but I gotta do what I gotta do :/

@anarchiv faery trades don't deal with morality, friend. i just don't do cars

@autistikai fine, I'll take care of the car, can you get me night vision goggles instead

@anarchiv ....does it need to be goggles or can i just give you night vision

@autistikai no it needs to be googles, I want to look cool. let me have this

@anarchiv look i can make your eyes look weird if this is so important to you but night vision is way easier than goggles

@autistikai okay fine give em a green glow then, they're green already so it shouldn't be all that difficult

@anarchiv really. just a glow. not even a structural change or anything

@autistikai I'm a simple enby okay?!

@anarchiv i am an A r t i s t e ♫ how Dare you

@autistikai ooooh that explains why you're not helping

@anarchiv did. did you expect a fae to be helpful

@autistikai I never cared to find out

@anarchiv you are fortunate i am a forgiving deity, little fly. now—are you here to make a wish, or just to insult the Craft