all british sweets and desserts are poorly named and that's just how it is

spotted dick is an obvious one but none of them are gr8

"knickerbocker glory" thanks i'll pass

sticky toffee pudding is on thin fucking ice. don't use the word sticky to name a food. describing a food is fine but don't name one that it's bad

"""befordshire clanger""" sir Do Not say that in public

lady fingers????

@myconidiosyncracy eating lady fingers? Am I a horse?

@violet time to play my favorite game: "horse, cannibal, lesbian or british person"

@myconidiosyncracy @violet why not all four

@autistikai @violet we've just accidentally created the best character of all time

@myconidiosyncracy @violet i mean, cannibal british lesbian is just like. any british woman during the....victorian era, iirc? but a horse, now that's a different matter entirely