yes hello it's me, a small grue, wishing you a peaceful evening
remember to turn out all of the lights before you go to sleep... to save electricity~
corvids
@asdflkjh we've kept the house pitch dark for weeks now why haven't you eaten us yet
@autistikai listen, it's my busy season. we can't all be santa
@asdflkjh no but we did manage to nab a copy of some of santa's time manipulation tech so. if you stopped by we could help you with the, er, crunch (heh)
@autistikai oh! oh, i see. well then, i may have to adjust my itinerary. mm, yessss...
@asdflkjh you have your self, do you not
@autistikai sadly, i do not, for i am promised in varying degrees to no less than... *squints at page, mutters* ... nine!? good lord. nine souls
@asdflkjh no, no. not yourself. your self
@autistikai oh gosh, no, i got rid of that ages ago. never had much use for the thing
@asdflkjh then what are you, dear one?
@autistikai what a wonderful question. memetic construct? shadow incarnate? some nerd lying in bed spouting nonsense on the internet?
@asdflkjh all of those are things you could very easily....misplace
@autistikai i mean, you can just have them
@asdflkjh oh, we weren't at all trying to imply you should give them to us. it's just a fact of the matter that if it is part of one, one can quite easily lose it
@autistikai mm. i suppose that's true enough
@asdflkjh the things we say tend to be, love. just be careful not to lose it and you should do just fine
@autistikai that's lucky, because i have almost literally nothing to give