@loam @squirrel @boots Depending on what words you use regularly, the sometimes-vocalized final 'e' might be the next. (and the first one where, like, "okay I can't handle this with regexes".)

@gaditb @loam @squirrel resume has a different amount of syllables depending on if its a noun or a verb

@boots @loam @squirrel Maybe we should make it so that the computer checks every single post you make for syllables, but if you ACTUALLY DO toot a proper haiku and one of the admins notice, you get banned.

@gaditb @loam @squirrel masto gear solid

@boots @squirrel @loam those two combine to produce the "'coyote' is one syllable" thing, which I find hilarious.