one time i tried to log into a new game and like as i was logging in the servers crashed
and this wasn't the first time i had tried to connect to something and then immediately had it die
it's just like
my internet-self has static electricity and i will sometimes just electrocute a server i'm handshaking with
honestly you can rate games based on how long it takes me to just break them
also like based on how horrendously i broke them because like some games i''ll just jump out of bounds and call it a day
and others i'll summon lavos as my video game character which looks like a horrific doll flies and spins like its possessed