bits and bobs and decorations
hang this ornament or there will be consequences.
God was born and you will be my doll for this day.
Sing his songs at the manger scene, I don't care if you're so sick all you see is green.
Song 15 you dared to stop, blood in your throat shouldnt make you cough
Here we are at the sink, to get the taste dove out of you're mouth.
You'll have to drink, in copious amounts
"I wouldn't have to do this if you weren't such an evil child."

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back to the living room to open presents, I got you everything I knew you wouldn't enjoy, all bad and for boys.
You dared to steal my husband from me, I don't care if you were just a baby.
I have to make sure you look as ugly as i make you feel.
its okay you didn't jump for joy at the bible I got you, smile bigger when I take the picture.
turn this way look up look down move your hand NO HERE YOU STUPID FUCKING LITTLE BITCH

its ok

I might have fractured something but thats just fine.
we will take the picture from the side where you can't see that your eye is dilated.

lights all round can you tell which ones are real and which are not

I can not

merry christmas

I'll remember this all again next year

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