reading this page maple just boosted and there's a "myths" section on "what is multiplicity" and I got to this one:
"don't doctors just convince lonely, depressed women that they have this condition so their life will seem to have value?"
and I was just like, EXCUSE YOU!!! and the other Cal (we need to divvy this up better) told me to post it because he thought it was funny
other-Cal suggested they can be Calcifer and I can be Caracal and that's nice but I'm not gonna go around being called "hey caracal!" and it's confusing as heck to have two people with the same nickname
He should know! It's not like our birth name isn't DEAD COMMON or something!!
...and now he's questioning why I keep switching pronouns and y'know what they're both on your profile shut up
he's making fun of me for planning out toots ahead of time now
=.=