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Hewwo dis ish teh FBI, Furry Bulge Inspection agency, coming to awwest u for poswession of an iwwegally big bulgie uwu. Now I will inspwect u.

*sniffs and notices ur bulge owo wats dis squeezie ur bulgie uwu ish sho juicy and big owo*

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@danishcookies uwu *jumps into your lap* what pawts am i sitting over

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I do not consent to physical contact from State officials.

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@danishcookies am not state officiaw! fwuffy pwomise!!!!

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