I was in 5th grade when the 1st animal crossing game came out, so my letters were riddled with spelling errors, grammar errors, and words separated by line breaks

villagers HATE this, they consider it an insult

so, I had the idea of coping haikus. I figured it was the only meaningful type of content that could fit into an AC letter, and villagers can't tell anyway

I still do this, but now I want a book of (poetically) accurate translations of Japanese classic haikus