ever since I found out I'm allergic to grass (or grass pollen) I've been trying to figure out what the funniest way to respond to
"go touch grass"
any ideas?
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so far all I've got is an exaggerated voice,
"ACTUALLY, I'm ALLERGIC to GRASS"
or something like
"the only grass I TOUCH is cannabis"
caps lock, 420/cannabis mentioned
@dragonmagic “I touched some grass and all I got was this prescription for an epipen”