y'all think I'm making this up but

"I’ll do whatever you want.
Then Perish."
-Obama, tumblr user Spooky-Grimwhoire’s roleplay

"To become God is the loneliest achievement of all."
-Obama, tumblr user twofingerswhiskey’s mother’s dream

"Violence for Violence is the rule of beasts."
-Obama, tumblr user Kumagawa’s dream