TV idea | harry potter 

Live action Harry Potter as an adult Auror, but it's written like Brooklyn Nine-Nine

harry potter b99 idea 

Ron: Sorry, the siblings voted and it was unanimous. We’re going to Russia. We’ve already rented the tent.

Hermione: “Tent” singular? Ron, “tent” singular?!

(I don't ship Ron & Hermione, I see Longbottom as more of a Boyle character, but it's the only way the quote would work)

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harry potter b99 idea 

Hermione: Why are you smiling? I won.

Ron: Did you? You were so busy trying to beat the Weasleys you became one. You even bought (a dragon thing) for Charlie

Hermione: yeah, so I could win

Ron: and you did win… A plot in the family cemetery. All of us lying in a grave for eternity!

Hermione: “grave” singular? Ron, “grave” singular?!

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