@evie 1. breathe in heavily, airflow is important
2. let everyone in the room know your intentions with a loud phrase like "everyone shut up"
3. puff out your chest and aggressively compliment the person.
4. even if nobody has disagreed verbally, someone will not believe you that this person is in fact, the cutest. prove them wrong. yell about how cute this person is.
5. a handstand or similar is very useful to assert your dominance over the room.
6. mark the person, they are yours now