you know what they say. wife mountain, life mountain
the word "wife" is so fucking funny to me for some reason
i don't think i'll be able to take it seriously when i actually have a wife
do you take whoever to be your lawfully wedded borat voice your wife
i'll be getting married or whatever and I'll be laughing about american wife guy or whatever the entire time
*being an american woman getting married* god, I wonder what that spammer guy is doing right now.
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@BestGirlGrace what kind of online wife poster will you be? American wife poster, email wife poster, curvy wife poster?
@evie God, I'm going to be such a wife girl, I'm going to break all the boundaries. I'm just gonna be so jazzed about the wife situation