lady walks into a wine cellar and says, sommelier, i'm having dinner with my girlfriend, and i'd like a dry white that goes well with goat cheese and memory play.

sommelier rubs her chin and thinks for a bit and then says, ah, i have just the thing. she turns to go get it from the back room and then asks, pardon, miss, domme or sub?

and the lady blushes a little bit but she says, sub.

so the sommelier smiles professionally to put the lady at ease, and comes back with a paper bag and the bottle already partway inside another paper bag. she shows the lady the top part of the label, says, 2016, Sonoma County winery, dry, slightly acid, fantastic with rich goat cheese. as for the other pairing, miss, also very compatible. you probably don't want to read the entire label just yet, just in case, so i'll just put this inside the outer bag.

and the lady nods, and she replies, of course, safety first, thank you.

so she heads to her girlfriend's place with the wine, and she gets there, and her girlfriend takes her coat and tells her she looks fantastic, because she does, and that she's got appetizers ready while the chicken's baking, and thanks so much for bringing wine. oh, fun, a local Sauv Blank—