okay so

the other night i was working the drive though and some dude handed me a half-ripped $20

i accidentally ripped it in half somehow

there was no way i could refuse to take it, or say he tried giving it to me ripped up, and he saw me rip it, so i just said fuck it and stuck both halves in the register

the next day a shift leader was dropping money in the safe and had to call our boss because there was half a $20

and today my boss told me to count a register and there was the other half