john mastodon who was gordon mastodons brother was one day in an office typing on his computer. he got an email from his brother that said elons and musks were attacking his place and asked him for help so he went.

john mastodon got his computer shut down and wet on the platform to go up to the roof of the server where he left his motorcycle and normal people close because he was in his office lab coat. john mastodon got on his motorcycle and said "its time for me to live up to my softwares name and face full life consequences"