WHY DOES EVERY FUCKING RECIPE ON THE INTERNET START WITH AN EIGHT PAGE NARRATIVE NO I DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOU OR HOW MEMORIES OF YOUR SHITTY CHILDHOOD LEAD YOU TO THIS RECIPE AND I ESPECIALLY DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR FUCKING GRANDMA SHE WAS PROLLY A BITCH
@maxx my ire for this shit is virtually unbounded. always ends up with some reference to a fuckin clambake or some other bs white people think is charming
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@biggreenlzrd @maxx i now disable Javascript before visiting any recipe site. That way I have at least some prayer of a chance of scrolling past the life story bullshit before my GPU fans start screaming and my screen fills with popups.
The web is garbage
