food 

tfw you tried to make pancake and ended up with something more like couscous

venting 

golly gosh gee whiz isn't life eXCITING

And you can tell everybody
that this is your song
it may be quite simple but

mr john there are far too many chords in this one for it to be called “simple”

for this hashtag trans day of visibility i have decided to go blind

food 

literally here begging the yeast to start fucking because we're running low but I want pizzaaaaaa

Jenny H boosted

asking for help, mention of abusive relationship 

a friend in Berlin is moving out of an abusive relationship and asking for help with her new apartment. relaying her request for help.

"In case you happen to have an existing household in Berlin dissolving at the moment or so and don’t know how to get rid of things: I might be interested in a lot of (kids-safe) stuff from kitchen furniture with machines, pots, cutlery, to kids’ tables and chairs and beds to wardrobes, boxes and different [...] 1/2

why does my brain keep playing Le Tigre's Much Finer at me, I'm not even doing that much

if you can be deprived can you also be prived

food 

wait arrabbiata means WHAT

go home, italian, you're drunk

food 

made italian-vegan pasta, which is to say the only animal products in it were butter and parmesan

food 

I made brioche but whatsapp seems to be down so I can't share it with the person I usually share my baking adventures with, rip me

demand ducks

demand geese

demand the world ✊

food 

chil! li! chil! li! chil! li! chil! li! chil! li!

food 

so I misread this as "modem" breakfast cereal and, *opens mouth, static and beeps come out*

Jenny H boosted

please remember to renew your lesbianism license in time, or grab a new pirated license from the pirate bay

screaming 

love to be a trans woman in a society where
- all the cishet orgs discriminate against queers
- all the general LGBT orgs discriminate against trans people
- all the general trans orgs discriminate against trans women, and
- all the trans woman orgs are actually sex cults

having to take a break from watching it so i can have a laughing fit

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