Me: I've had a shit week, I deserve a treat. I'm going to buy the cafeteria's roast beef sandwich that I've been curious about trying for a while, even through it's half again as expensive as any other sandwich!
Me: *takes one bite*
Me: *immediately regrets all life choices that led to this point*
Me: *Finishes the whole damn sandwich anyway because I paid good sandwich money for it, dammit*
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Well, there's a king-sized bottle of antacids in my office for a reason, I suppose.
Don't mind me, I'm just going to go spend the rest of my lunch in the far bathroom. >_>;
Sigh.
