Given Gargamon is trying to think of ways to put together lists of "influential tooters" for some goddamn reason I'd just like to announce to all the companies out there that it's me, the most influential tooter, send me large amounts of swag please
that's how this influencer bollocks works isn't it?
bonus points* if you include cash
*bonus points redeemable for fuck all
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@troubleMoney Dear Companies,
Please give this Octo your watch based swag. Eight arms, eight chances for promotion from a singular entity. How can [b]you[/b] [i]lose[/i]?
