reason why hell is better than heaven
you never say "heavens yes", it's always "Heavens no" or "heavens to betsy!" as a dismayed expletive
hell is way more accepting of choice. "Hell no". "Hell YES". "Ah hell." "HEELLLL YEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH" and it also has way more uses, like, it's hot as hell, or, it's a cold day in hell before x happens, etc. Nobody says "It's hot as heaven!"
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what?
oh right people say the weather is heavenly I guess, but... WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN
@legendaryjoeb Hell: Pros: cosy, warm, amazing central heating, roast marshmallows any time you like, great company, great music, indoors. Free housing.
Cons: Poor lighting might strain the eyes, pokings a lot, risk of burns, no airconditioning,
Heaven: Pros: good lighting, clear visibility, fluffy clouds, wings
Cons: no fuckin' shelter, damp, cold and moist 24/7, 365 days a year. a massive list of fuckin' OSHA violations not limited to NO FUCKIN' GUARD RAILS, hoitytoity upper management.