didn't end up going this way when i was in hull on the weekend but i found out this pub that used to be a wetherspoons near where i used to live is now called the Hairy Pussy I mean the Hairy Pursey I mean the Harry Pussy I mean
So who was Harry Pursey? Well he was a former MP for East Hull who before that had been a naval officer who began his career as a boy seaman on the HMS Impregnable
Harry Pursey's predecessor in parliament was GEORGE MUFF And his successor was John Prescott, who for all his many notable qualities was not blessed with an amusing pubic hair-related name
He also evacuated a load of seamen from Lesbos in the First World War