taizou @lion@computerfairi.es

I accidentally killed someone that I didn't mean to kill & since I only just started this thing I'm starting over. New guy new hair more careful with his sword hopefully

I keep dying this game is fucking amazing

Playing one of these for the first time

@ Andy Burnham sort it out you prick

If houses were 50% cheaper in this country literally all my problems would be solved

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Somari 3 and Warickles when — Calm down they haven't even made Somari 2 yet. They're trying to teach Luigi to fly by spinning his bum cheeks around but it's just not working https://alterspring.org/@taizou/a/117164487609570349

Hows the lion business going these days — not great. in this economy no one wants to pay for traditional lion skills anymore (sleep 20 hours, eat, roar). i might have to pivot to video. i don't even know what that means https://alterspring.org/@taizou/a/117164341817464716

Lion, I remember you’re… alterspring — wow.... I just remembered it too..... https://alterspring.org/@taizou/a/117164246822085521

best thing EA ever made

messing around with deluxe paint 4 just like i did when i was a small child except i swear more now

Harry Pursey's predecessor in parliament was GEORGE MUFF
And his successor was John Prescott, who for all his many notable qualities was not blessed with an amusing pubic hair-related name

He also evacuated a load of seamen from Lesbos in the First World War