Hey, internet? I have to level with you. It's 2023, and I have probably seen an accumulative total of 2 hours' worth of Spongebob Squarepants.
At this time, there are no plans to increase my Spongebob intake.
I will now be taking select questions from the audience.
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@BenPaddon Is this a generational thing? I haven't seen any.
@BenPaddon *looks it up* Same. I'm not sure what to make of that.
@madewokherd Maybe? I was 13 when it made its debut.