If you go to paypal.me/grabbyspace, which exists but isn't active until my bank is linked, and click on the help links? it takes you to the "paypal.me/selfhelp" section.
Yeah, but no, it's called smarthelp. Someone saw this error and registered "selfhelp," and so now when you click for help sending cash to an account in this interim state you're brought to a page to give $2.71 to some random person in Tennessee and I'm *dying*.