RT @maplesbian@twitter.com

legal name: i changed only 1 character off my birth name because i'm a wuss, yet i don't think anything else would've worked

real name: i asked the internet "what would you call a pet squirrel" and got replied "maple" so i've been "maple syrup" since https://twitter.com/TransOfTheDay/status/1384151852304932877

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/maplesbian/status/1438658353526415365