RT @dyke_du_jour@twitter.com

@maplesbian@twitter.com my ordinary life, ep 011:

@LaserScheme@twitter.com and I are several continents apart

me: Lindsay come finish my chickpeas I'm too full
L: ok om nom nom nom
me: No they're still there
L: they might look like they're there but they're holograms
me: What do you call this technology?
L: lying

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/dyke_du_jour/status/1457495188167921674