RT @zodacle@twitter.com
euro videogames be like [press up on dpad to jump] [precision platforming with 2pixels/sec of horizontal velocity] [take damage every frame an enemy is touching u] [OST either masterful synth prog or circus farts] [player character has 700 frames of animation & Looks Like This]
@mavica_again don't forget the text on screen does powerpoint-tier path movement across the screen