I'm not getting a job evidently so give me money. I need money to stay here and to buy things to keep me alive. I'd love to not ask you (yes, you, specifically) for money but literally there is no way for me to get a job, trust me I tried. Your move. https://ko-fi.com/squirrel
I have no motivation to be nice anymore. No matter how nice I've been in the past someone always thought I was the devil incarnate. Time to play the part. Pay me.