my fiancée: (shares a UK link to like, i don't know, a fucking kitchen appliance ship)
my brazilian-ass internet: YOU HAVE BEEN BLOCKED FROM VIEWING THIS WEBSITE, YOU FILTHY BOTNET GEOIP REGION
ah, to have chosen to spawn in the wrong part of the world in the eyes of colonizers
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i am really, really angry and want to physically take it out on some very real people with very real blunt objects right now
