if you know me and you haven't talked to me in like a year and the first thing you tell me is that you got bottom surgery i sincerely want you to go fuck yourself with your neovagina and leave me the fuck alone
i don't care about other people's achievements especially if they're not particularly close to me i'm too jaded and envious for that and fuck you for thinking less of me for it
maybe by the time i'm 50 if liver damage by alcohol doesn't take me by then, maybe i'll enter a waiting list that'll give me bottom surgery 10 years from then