@cnc @alyx@icosahedron.website Tolkien's work is so sexless that any attempt to inject obscenity into it comes across as strange indeed. Still...

All books can be indecent books
Though recent books are bolder
For filth (I'm glad to say)
Is in the mind of the beholder
When correctly viewed
Everything is lewd
I could tell you things about Peter Pan
And the Wizard of Oz (there's a dirty old man!)

(Tom Lehrer)