plane crash, criminal negligence
@aflightybroad in small text "now in partnership with EA"
plane crash, criminal negligence
@aflightybroad it's dark but it makes sense.
plane crash, criminal negligence
@osakurahime battlefront 2: this time it's an airplane
plane crash, criminal negligence
@aflightybroad now with defective robot flight attendants and some angery Germany dude as the pilot.
plane crash, criminal negligence
@osakurahime loot boxes but for critical hardware and software features, you've got like a .0006333% chance of getting red warning lights instead of yellow (which you've got an 8% chance of getting)
plane crash, criminal negligence
@aflightybroad seatbelts only available after 40 flights, before then you just hope you don't die.
plane crash, criminal negligence
@osakurahime this is dark but extremely funny to me so i'm boosting it
man im still so mad lol