maple classic™ 
ok so confirmed, you can get the 1-year special on squirrelbun.life for $2
or you can buy 2 years for $50, not even a year for $2 and the second for $25, but two years for $50
fuck this. i don't want to spend more than $10/yr on a domain
@squirrel squirrelbun dot me is pretty cheap
@InspectorCaracal i wanted the .life one so much because of @troubleMoney's idea on the SBL thing ;;
@squirrel Yeah it'd be awesome! but danggg
@InspectorCaracal $19 on namecheap
@squirrel interestingly, my registrar is giving unknown registration status for both .life domains
also dang .life is pricy, they're showing like $25/yr