Hey it's 9:54am on Saturday and I'm about to go to the store to get supplies for a Practical Shitpost
The shitposting is complete! You have until [however long it takes me to edit these pictures] to figure out what #crime I have committed!
https ://slime.global/media/0pSrafVsJ6WYQVXX5FA
maple classic™ 
FOODCRIME
@masklayer i wanna eat this now
@squirrel It wasn't like... terrible... It was just weird and sugary... and crunchy