*me, unlocking my bike*
*small child further down the road*
"mummy look that lady is gonna ride a bicycle"
kiddo i havent even shaved in a week, furthermore i guarantee your mummy literally doesn't give a shit
maple classic™ 
@envgen ngl i legit think you look more feminine than me?
@squirrel i can confirm you are a) incorrecc and b) more cuter
source: briefly stalking your website where i saw you snuggle a casiotone