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electric shaver update:
ok i tried this seventy-fuckin-pound shaver, here's my review
quality of shave: 4/10, would have been a 10 if i wanted 5 o'clock shadow immediately
irritation: 2/10, face is red, blotchy, itching, and my chin is bleeding
comfort: 3/10, love too rub a rough piece of metal over my bare skin
value for money: fuck off
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love too shav https://mastodon.social/media/tAIlpocPywRGbWvZ-mo
blood
shaving has never been, like, hugely comfortable. but i certainly never used to get this blotchy/bloody. is this what happens when you get older, you get worse at things
maple classic™ 
blood
@envgen fuck i hope not because if that's what i look like every morning now i can't imagine it getting any better and the thought haunts me
