me: "grey goo that turns everything into maplebots"

laser: "augh, no!"

me: "grey goo that... only turns other electronics into maplebots?"

laser: "but... my data!"

me: "sorry, your hard drive is a maplebot now. she still remembers everything, but now you have to ask her nicely"

laser: "don't... don't look in that one folder..."

me: "you've scarred her for life."