maple classic™ 
i treat every time someone talks about squirrels as a subtoot to me
@LANthus buhhh don't be
@squirrel It's a passive jealousy don't worry I'm not actually up in arms about it.
@LANthus yeah but still i'm not cute enough to make other people jealous
rn i'm a gross gremlin and it'd take hours to change that
@squirrel I find you cute and whether you can see it or not doesn't matter as my opinion of your cuteness is unswayed by how you see yourself
@squirrel no no that was a subtoot. I'm jealous of your cuteness