maple classic™ 
gimme things to record in my robot voice ??
@squirrel maybe *ahem* "So Samoa Joe, you take your 33 one third chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 one third chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 two thirds... per cents, I got 141 two thirds chance of winning at Sacrifice. Señor Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice."
@LANthus ohh i had no idea
yeah i don't think i understand this enough to do it and it sounds like it'd sound weird from a robot ;w;
i did the three laws of robotics though https://clyp.it/nk2pdzmv
@squirrel the guy who cut this promo barely understood it & it sounded weird when he did it too :V
@squirrel (it's an excerpt from one of the most infamously garbled wrestling promos of all time. A common dramatic reading material. You don't have to do it, was just taking the obligatory shot )