wen ai wüz a tín ai meid en icglic speliŋ rëform ðat rílí onlí wurkt in nórþ-íst amerikën iŋglic and meid krás-daiyalektikël kümyúnikeicën difikult büt ai þink for mai on daiyalekt it aktcúalí wërks prití well. gud djáb tín mí?
uv kors it's inkámpríhensibël if yú dont no ðë rúlz az it, kwait intentcënëlí, luks nüþiŋ laik standërd íŋglic.
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@shel can you like? cw this as cognitohazard please? this hurts to read and i don't follow you but it's getting boosted into my timeline
@squirrel I mean it's basically a foreign language so would you be able to treat it as such?