maple classic™ 
my dream linux desktop: pixel perfect mac os 9 recreation (no, no gnome themes look anything like os 9 no matter how much they call themselves platinum, they all look off) with modernized hotkeys and a quicksearch function like xfce's start menu has
@squirrel the real reason this will never exist is that foss devs are bad at design
this will never exist because it is impossible to create otherwise someone would already have created it because it is clearly the optimal desktop experience and it cannot be achieved