A young squirrelbunbot stands in her room. As it just so happens, today, the 13th of April in 2018, is the first anniversary of https://computerfairi.es . Thought it was a year ago that she began her mastodonian journey, it is only today that she will be--
Oh, I see, your name is ｍａｐｌｅ.
maple classic™ 
@InspectorCaracal Thanks I hate it
@squirrel this seems an appropriate reaction tbh